Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Shooters: Three Knitted EcoBullet Designs
Posted by Roland Polzin on Nov 6th 2026
By Roland Polzin, co-founder and CEO of EcoBullet.
Short answer: we made three knitted ugly Christmas sweaters for people who shoot, and each one carries a joke that shooters get right away. Oh Deer is for the hunters, Silent Night 300 BLK is for the suppressor crowd, and Gold, Frankincense and 9mm is for anyone who suspects the wise men would have stocked up too. Each sweater is $64.99 in unisex sizes S to 2XL, with free shipping within the US, and all three are in our new Apparel section.
They're knitted, not printed: every letter, star and tree is a stitch in the fabric, so there's no print to crack or peel in the wash. With unisex sizing, each one works as an ugly Christmas sweater for men or women, and as a gun Christmas sweater for anyone who would rather be at the range. Here's what's on each one, how they fit, and when yours will arrive.
The three designs
Oh Deer: a deer ugly Christmas sweater with the EcoBullet crest
Our logo, knitted for Christmas. The front of the Oh Deer sweater carries the EcoBullet crest with its crossed cartridges between two pine trees, with stars, snowflakes and MERRY CHRISTMAS in gold. The back has the Oh Deer stag, ECOBULLET in big letters and a full row of Christmas trees. The colors are pine green, cream, sage and gold. If someone in your family spends November in a tree stand, this is their sweater.
Silent Night 300 BLK: for the quietest round we make
The front of the Silent Night sweater reads SILENT NIGHT, ECOBULLET and 300 BLK under a crescent moon above a snowy forest. On the back, Santa's sleigh crosses a full moon above ALL IS CALM, ALL IS BRIGHT, ECOBULLET and SUBSONIC SINCE 2023, the year we founded EcoBullet. The colors are navy, white, gold and red.
The joke works because "Silent Night" and subsonic 300 Blackout want the same thing. Our Shadow 300 BLK 220gr subsonic is loaded to stay below the speed of sound, so there's no supersonic crack and a suppressor can do its best work. The carol itself was first sung on Christmas Eve in 1818, so it has a head start on all of us. If you shoot suppressed, we also wrote about why the primer matters in a can.
See the Silent Night 300 BLK sweater
Gold, Frankincense and 9mm: the nativity, slightly updated
The front of this sweater shows the stable under the star with GOLD, FRANKINCENSE AND MYRRH 9MM, the myrrh crossed out in red. On the back, the three wise men ride in on their camels, one of them hauling ammo crates: WISE MEN STILL STOCK UP. The colors are black, cream, gold and red. It's a Christian ugly Christmas sweater with a sense of humor, and the 9mm on it is a nod to our 9mm 115gr TMJ.
See the Gold, Frankincense and 9mm sweater
What the sweaters are made of
All three EcoBullet sweaters are the same garment in different designs:
- Knitted, not printed: the design is part of the knit
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester, heavyweight knit (450 g/m²)
- Unisex classic fit, sizes S to 2XL
- Machine wash at 86 to 104 °F; a sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash
- Imported: our apparel partner knits each one to order
Which size should I order?
The sweaters have a unisex classic fit. The easiest way to choose is to lay a sweater you like flat, measure straight across the chest from armpit to armpit, and compare that number with the table. Each sweater may vary by up to 1 inch.
| Size (inches, measured flat) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 19.5 | 20.5 | 22 | 23.6 | 25.3 |
| Length | 25.8 | 26.8 | 27.8 | 28.8 | 29.8 |
| Sleeve length | 24.8 | 25.6 | 26 | 26.4 | 26.8 |
When will my sweater arrive?
Every sweater is knitted after you order it. Knitting takes 7 to 12 business days, or 9 to 16 business days in November and December, and shipping within the US then takes 3 to 6 business days. Shipping is free, and the sweater travels on its own, separately from any ammunition in the same order. If it's meant for under the tree, order early.
The ammunition rules on our Shipping & Returns page (ground only, state restrictions, adult signature) don't apply to sweaters.
Can I return a sweater?
Because every sweater is made to order, we can't take returns for size or change of mind. If yours arrives damaged or with a knitting fault, email info@ecobullet.us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll replace it.
A gift for the shooter in your life
A sweater plus a box of the round it jokes about makes a complete gift: Silent Night with a box of Shadow 300 BLK subsonic, or Gold, Frankincense and 9mm with a box of 9mm 115gr. Every EcoBullet load has a lead-free primer: no lead styphnate, a major source of the toxic lead you breathe at the firing line. Ammunition ships separately by ground and not to every state; the rules are on our Shipping & Returns page.
Frequently asked questions
Are the EcoBullet Christmas sweaters knitted or printed?
Knitted. Every letter, star and tree is a stitch in the fabric, a heavyweight knit of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, so there's no print to crack or peel.
What sizes do the sweaters come in?
Unisex sizes S to 2XL in a classic fit. The chest measures 19.5 inches flat in size S and 25.3 inches in 2XL; the full size table is on each product page.
How long does a sweater take to arrive?
Each sweater is knitted to order: 7 to 12 business days, or 9 to 16 in November and December, plus 3 to 6 business days of shipping within the US. Shipping is free.
Can I return a sweater if it doesn't fit?
Not for size or change of mind: every sweater is made to order. If a sweater arrives damaged or with a knitting fault, email info@ecobullet.us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll replace it.
Do the ammunition shipping rules apply to the sweaters?
Not at all. Sweaters ship free within the US, separately from any ammunition in the same order, and the ammunition rules (ground only, state restrictions, adult signature) don't apply to them.
Where are the sweaters made?
They're imported: our apparel partner knits each sweater to order. Our ammunition is made in the USA.
Questions? Open the chat (the green bubble at the bottom right) for an answer right away, day or night, or write to info@ecobullet.us.